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The sacrilegious union of a Jaffa Cake and a Donut.
dude1 - this confection tastes just like a jaffa cake but looks like a donut?
dude2 - yes matey, its a Jonut!
Jonut by W113 May 1, 2023
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Jebnutóza 

Slovakian slang word from eastern block which describes illnes that attacks brain cells and victim acts as after lobotomy
We are full AD and he picked yasuo mid, for sure that a jebnutóza case!
Jebnutóza by maroshqo February 2, 2022
a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy
jonuts all up in your mouth
jonuts by jonas October 25, 2004
A piece of shit that sticks to the wool on a sheep's arse (see example I)

May also be used most effectively to describe someone in an insulting manner (see example II)

Plural - jubnuts
(I) Look at the jubnuts on that sheep!

(II) My ex-husband is a total jubnut!
jubnut by Sarah A Graham October 23, 2007

jonutcore 

swaggy clan jonut mel leader aka baka
i love being #jonutcore 😍😍😍😍
jonutcore by melscaca April 15, 2021
when you havent a job because your jobnt
Boss: im sorry jelupid, but your jobnt, and jobntized for the wefged
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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