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Jobn't is the superior word to the peasant-like "job less".

The word is used to describe in immense detail when a typically humanoid life form no longer labours for their master/boss.

Unfortunately however, this beautiful word hasn't seen the light of day yet, it is extremely buried under several layers of shitty memes, but it is on a conquest to become apart of the well known "memer's" vocabulary.
Man (normie): Hey, did you hear the news about billy?
Whamen (memer): Whomst'd've?
Man: You know, billy...
Whamen: o billy, yee I heard he jobn't.
Man: Jobn't?? That's not a word.
Whamen: Oh fuck off you non intellectual piece of shit, you should of learned last time. I'm sick of constantly telling you normies what shit means, fucking learn.
Jobn't by thomasena July 28, 2018
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jobn't by Pascal2905 July 30, 2018
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Shortened version of unemployed.
Mary : You won't get any chicks if you stay jobn't.
Dick Thunder : Sniches get stiches, bitch.
jobn't by jobntman November 4, 2020

Jobn’t 

Another way of saying,“you’re fired
Boss: Hey I’m sorry but you’re jobn’t
Me: I’m what?
Boss: Jobn’t
Me: What?
Boss: You’re fired dumbass
Jobn’t by Xx_Pu$$ySlayerr_xX September 11, 2018
when you havent a job because your jobnt
Boss: im sorry jelupid, but your jobnt, and jobntized for the wefged

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026