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originated from the word joe-nuggets, joe-nuts is used as a name for a friends dad who you love and think is an amazing dad. Joe-nuts is a retired model and definitely the hilarious one of the bunch! Who wouldn't want to be friends with a joe-nuts!
Wow! I love your dad! He's definitely a joe-nuts!
joe-nuts by joe-nuts April 21, 2018
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he is anything and everything, but most importantly, he’s joe nuts.
joe? joe nuts!?!?
joe nuts by pat_underscore June 7, 2020
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joe nuts is a racist term used to identify sussy impostors
person 1: "joe"
person 2: "joe who?"
person 1: "joe nuts"
joe nuts by joesususynus July 7, 2021
whenever you catch a retarded mf lackin, and he asks who Joe is, then show him whos boss by telling him about Joe's fat testis
Joe - Something came in the mail today
Sam - Water Ice Joe Aye
Joe - Joe fuckin nuts, Joe Nuts
Joe Nuts by NewJake June 7, 2020
First name Joe, last name Nuts, middle name unknown.
“Joe Nuts”

Person 1 - “have you heard of Joe”

PERSON 2 - “Joe who”

Person 1 -
Joe Nuts by anonymous December 8, 2020
Joe momma has nuts
Ay, Yo Martin Joe Nuts.
Joe Nuts by BigBoifat69 February 15, 2021
1) The word you use to piss the crap out of people when in conversations.

2) Can be used to end conversations when things get strange or boring.

3) The thing you say after you tell somebody about Joe.
1) Person 1: Alright so did you that in episode 7 of Star Wars... Person 2: Joe Nuts. Person 1) God dahmit you piece of shi-

2) Person 1: So basically after Hawkeye saw his family fade away, he turned into- Person 2: well Joe Nuts. Person 1: ok ill stop

3) Person 1: Oh yeah COD Warzone is doing a colab with Joe! Person 2: Cool, whos Joe by the way Person 1: Heheheh.. You fell for my trap... JOE NUTS BABYYYYYYYYY
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