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a nickname for jonas amos. also a known website (www.jonuts.com) that features anything from cars, to music, to porn. enjoy
jonuts all up in your mouth
jonuts by jonas October 25, 2004
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The sacrilegious union of a Jaffa Cake and a Donut.
dude1 - this confection tastes just like a jaffa cake but looks like a donut?
dude2 - yes matey, its a Jonut!
Jonut by W113 May 1, 2023
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Jonus Bonus 

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.
Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!
Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

jonutcore 

swaggy clan jonut mel leader aka baka
i love being #jonutcore 😍😍😍😍
jonutcore by melscaca April 15, 2021
a penis, especially in the pub
OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.
jonus by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

the jonus 

the penis, especially in Publishers
girls in the pub love the jonus
the jonus by Starrbarr September 23, 2005
if your names Jonus, you must have a massive cock. It’s literally law. Jonus is the more manlier and sexier version of ‘JonasJonas is more of a pussy name while Jonus is a sexy term that can also be used to describe a large cock.
Wow!! That dude has a huge Jonus!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!
jonus by BussumLicker November 22, 2021
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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