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Jolanda
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
Jolanda
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
Joland
Joland by reliableperson1 June 1, 2020
Jolando
The coolest, funniest, shortest mixed guy you'll ever meet. He will help you when you need it unless you need a ride somewhere because this man still doesn't have a car or license. If you need to match someone he's the one to call, cause he always has some weed somewhere. He used to get niggas right with the discount a snacks at Mcdonalds but he recently got low. Lmk if you see that nigga.
joland
joland is an arabic name
is a beautiful name. And he’s also very gay, he would suck your toes for 5$
joland is the most caring and loving person. long haired guys he likes the most, i bet he would fell in love w you.
joland is known to have the smallest PENISES.
is a beautiful name. And he’s also very gay, he would suck your toes for 5$
joland is the most caring and loving person. long haired guys he likes the most, i bet he would fell in love w you.
joland is known to have the smallest PENISES.
joland arabic
joland by tyler jerkerf November 1, 2020
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