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Jolandra is a sensitive mean person with a good personality and MOSTLY everyone has a connection with a Jolandra. A Jolandra is effectionate, caring, intelligent, goofy, mean but nice at the same time. A Jolandra is loyal to whomever. A Jolandra is a person you should NOT test or turn your back on. A Jolandra speaks her mind, so whatever they say you should believe it. A Jolandra is sorta bipolar, but they learn how to mentally control it. Jolandra isn’t a bar person unless you turn them on their leaf....
Jolandra is a very crazy person.
Jolandra by LoopsZ January 27, 2019
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A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
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The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.
I just got back from 5 months in Florida and could not wait to see that Joandra.
Joandra by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
an evil person that likes to scare her friends
Jolanda told me that George is trying to impregnate me by saying hi.
jolanda by Cheermerlyn December 23, 2003

Josandra 

An amazing, awesome mother of 3 children. Has some flaws, but you always know she loves you.
Lol. Idk. Josandra.
Josandra by CoCoCoCoCoCoCo January 19, 2013
A weird acting black person that works as a drug dealer
Gimme the drugs Jolanda!