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Joland has been the GOAT, bro.
Joland by reliableperson1 June 1, 2020
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joland is an arabic name
is a beautiful name. And he’s also very gay, he would suck your toes for 5$

joland is the most caring and loving person. long haired guys he likes the most, i bet he would fell in love w you.

joland is known to have the smallest PENISES.
joland arabic
joland by tyler jerkerf November 1, 2020
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Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.
Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.
Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014
Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.
Jolana has a nice booty!
Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019
Jolaade is very beautiful and sweet. She's very talented, smart and ambitious. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is a family person. She loves to learn new things and she is always open to new ideas. Jolaade is also business savvy. She is good at investing and building her portfolio. She is also likely to be a millionaire by age 40. People can't tell how much wealth she's capable to acquiring because she stays humble. Everyone want to be like Jolaade.
Dear God, I want a Jolaade.
Jolaade by Go-getterrrrr February 2, 2020
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah
Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!
Jolanta by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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