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It is 10 PM. I can see you
Jobenn knows where you are. Keep the lights off.
Jobenn by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy
Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
Joben by heyhohoho February 7, 2010
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An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.
How does jobern have so much energy?
jobern by coolmoney July 1, 2011
A hot young Latin male who will make your life great and will care for you and love you he is gentle in bed and will satisfy you to the greatest
Jobanny by hdjhyrb January 5, 2017
A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.
"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."
Jobend by Staffleputs August 2, 2007
A nickname that is given to you by a person who cant think of a better nickname.
"Alright, ill see you...later...Joben..."
Joben by Brunes May 3, 2009
The sweetest girl to ever walk the earth. She's beauty as fuck! Bestest Person like ever! She's the total package and every man falls for her but be careful because her smile can be deceiving... A women who realizes how beautiful she is. Loyality is number one in her life!
"I am looking for a Joenna-Type of Person to spend the rest of my life with."
"That joenna drives me crazy!"
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