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Jobany
He might be annoying but he cares a lot for the people that are with him he might be an asshole that screams and doesn’t care for anyone but himself ... he’s a great leader figure and he tries to make people happy when he can’t make himself happy tries his best make everyone around him happy and joyful he gives you advice when you need it and he is a shoulder when you need one
Jobany is such an ass
Jobany by Xxx_lil69bli_xxx June 4, 2018
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Jobanny • Jovanny • Joanny • johanny • jobany • johannyliz • jodanny • jolanny • Josannya • Dirty Jovanny
Johannyliz
Johannyliz is kinda shy. But when she trusts you, you will see her true colors. You can tell being her friend or not she always working hard and gets straight A's always. Johannyliz can sometimes get you mad but everyone gets you mad at some point, but she is still amazing. She gives the best advice and is an amazing listener. Johannyliz is one of the most trustworthy people ever. She will be by your side through the good and the bad. She is the best friend to have so when you have her as a friend you better not let her go. She has a kind heart, and sometimes she can't say no. She falls for people kinda easily so you better take care of her. But when she needs to shes tough. But in general, Johannyliz is an EXTREMELY AMAZING person, she is rare and unique like her name but when you find one don't let her go.
Johannyliz by em10909 March 17, 2020
Jovanny
Guy 1- you i just jovanny someone
Guy 2-wym... you took someones bitch bro?
Guy 1- hell yea dude
Guy 2- i wanna be like you when you grow up man
Guy 2-wym... you took someones bitch bro?
Guy 1- hell yea dude
Guy 2- i wanna be like you when you grow up man
Jovanny by Grandmaster123 April 20, 2018
Joanny
She is so beautiful, she looks like Joanny.
Jovanny
An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you and never will leave ur side don’t fuck with fake ass homies so if u ain’t a real one fuck off bomb as fuck dressed in his 501 and pro clubs BUT SOMETIMES dresses like a good boy smells so good the scent of him turns u on but he has a lady with nice curves and nice brown eyes so be careful bc she has his heart and he’s strongly attractive
Jovanny by YOU CANT ALWAYS BE HAPPY CUTIE December 1, 2019
Jovanny
Jovanny by Your girl lol July 25, 2016
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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