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A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.
"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."
Jobend by Staffleputs August 2, 2007
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The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy
Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
Joben by heyhohoho February 7, 2010
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A nickname that is given to you by a person who cant think of a better nickname.
"Alright, ill see you...later...Joben..."
Joben by Brunes May 3, 2009
1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.
1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!
jebend by WalnutSack April 26, 2006
Dude you're such a Jibend!
jibend by Gebadire July 16, 2006
To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.
Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!
jobed by JJ453 May 8, 2008
Another word to describe the head of the penis.
I beg of you please let me slurp the hot and steamy cum of your 'oh' so salty Jebend
Jebend by Michale April 8, 2006
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