Jobend

A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.

"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."

by Staffleputs August 2, 2007

Joben

The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy

Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.

by heyhohoho February 7, 2010

Joben

A nickname that is given to you by a person who cant think of a better nickname.

"Alright, ill see you...later...Joben..."

by Brunes May 3, 2009

jebend

1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.

1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

jibend

The end of a males member

Dude you're such a Jibend!

by Gebadire July 16, 2006

jobed

To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.

Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!

by JJ453 May 8, 2008

Jebend

Another word to describe the head of the penis.

I beg of you please let me slurp the hot and steamy cum of your 'oh' so salty Jebend

by Michale April 8, 2006