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jobernick 

Look at jobernick he is so hot and funny
jobernick by Joe daddy and moms 1 November 22, 2021
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jobernick 

Look at jobernick he is so cute and funny
jobernick by Joe daddy and moms 1 November 22, 2021
A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.
The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.
jobnick by phlegmat March 21, 2005

Jobelicker 

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Jobelicker by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
Shipping entre Joel y Erick

(MAS REAL QUE EL AIRE QUE SE RESPIRA 7w7)
JOERICK IS REAL BITCHES💖
Joerick by Gato30 April 3, 2018
This man is a legend. His parents couldn’t decide wether to name him joe or erick, so they did both. All substitute teachers fear him and his foreskin. He’s a master at rainbow six siege. He’s a geek at heart. He has ran out of ideas so he’s gonna stop now.
Is Joerick here today?
No Joerick decided to stay at home

Why did your parents name you Joerick?
Because they wanted to name me Joerick.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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