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jobernick 

Super hot nice and funny
Look at jobernick he is so funny and hot
jobernick by Joe daddy and moms 1 November 22, 2021
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jobernick 

Look at jobernick he is so hot and funny
jobernick by Joe daddy and moms 1 November 22, 2021
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jobernick 

Look at jobernick he is so cute and funny
jobernick by Joe daddy and moms 1 November 22, 2021
A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.
The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.
jobnick by phlegmat March 21, 2005

Jobelicker 

N. A person who metaphorically / physically licks the asses of others for personal gain, without regard to others.

Alt. Def. Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples
Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!

Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!

You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Jobelicker by Dr. Cornwalice February 25, 2008
Shipping entre Joel y Erick

(MAS REAL QUE EL AIRE QUE SE RESPIRA 7w7)
JOERICK IS REAL BITCHES💖
Joerick by Gato30 April 3, 2018
This man is a legend. His parents couldn’t decide wether to name him joe or erick, so they did both. All substitute teachers fear him and his foreskin. He’s a master at rainbow six siege. He’s a geek at heart. He has ran out of ideas so he’s gonna stop now.
Is Joerick here today?
No Joerick decided to stay at home

Why did your parents name you Joerick?
Because they wanted to name me Joerick.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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