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jobern 

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An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.
How does jobern have so much energy?
jobern by coolmoney July 1, 2011
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Joben 

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The nickname given by paul rudd's character to jason segel's character from one of the funniest movie "I Love You, Man" oh and theres also andy samberg there playing a gay guy
Sydney Fife: You get home safe, Pistol!

Peter Klaven: You got it, Joben!

Sydney Fife: I'm sorry, what?

Peter Klaven: Er... nothing.

Sydney Fife: No, what did you say?

Peter Klaven: Nah, I don't know... You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you... "Joben"... It means nothing... I don't... I'm drunk... I'm gonna call a cab.
Joben by heyhohoho February 7, 2010
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Related Words
jobernick • jobern • Joben • Jober • jobert • joern • jobbernowl • jobean • jobeanna • Joben Cyril

Jobend 

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A non-specific insult. Term of mockery. Does not reffer to any actual part of the human anatomy, despite it's phalic sounding roots or imagery. A jobend is a jobend is a jobend.
"You're a jobend!"
"That man has no jobend."
"Uh-oh, my jobend is leaking."
"Hand me my jobend, I'm hungry."
Jobend by Staffleputs August 2, 2007
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Joben 

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A nickname that is given to you by a person who cant think of a better nickname.
"Alright, ill see you...later...Joben..."
Joben by Brunes May 3, 2009
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jobert 

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the couple that's doesn't care what other people think
jobert is an inseparable couple
jobert by jordyn100 November 6, 2018
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jobert 

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a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.
"There is a big Jobert in the Room"
jobert by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
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Jober 

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When a dunk person is trying to act like they are sober.
"Don't worry guys I am totally jober!"
Jober by fishcake October 27, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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