Joaen

She is the definition of beauty and kindness, a total goddess . She is also your best friend , like a personal therapist , very wise person. She always wants the best for people. Shes a very talented girl , drawing singing dancing everything you name it! Very lucky girl, she always gets everything she wants. Spiritual girl , shes the "It" girl . Also very funny , loves memes and jokes.

Friend :"Thank you so much joaen youre a life saver!"
Joaen :"No prob sis "

by yellowgardeniabreads October 6, 2021

joan (noun)

Pronounced 'Joe~un', a country girl, was in those big pre~1950 dictionaries.

Montana sure has a good choice of joan (noun) farmer's daughter's hotties!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Joan Rivers

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Joanah

Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.

*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018

Joana

Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.

Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"

by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena

by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019

Joan

Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")

"When I grow up, I want to be Joan!"

"Look at Joan, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joan is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joan!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joan!"

by wittier than you February 4, 2010