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Joelton clapped when he was high

joelton by Joelton November 21, 2021

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Joelton

Joelton is a interesting and talented person, he is skillful and very kind. He has a exceptional sense of humour and once you get to know him, he will always joke around you and make you laugh. His talents and humour makes people like him however he still has problem finding a girlfriend most likely because of his outstandingly huge body size.

See that dude right there, that's Joelton

Joelton by MR BANANANNANANANNANANANNANNAN November 22, 2021

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Joeston

Someone who wears all black and black sunglasses

Person 1:Look over there at that punk.
Person 2:Yea! He looks such a Joeston!

Joeston by Rusty Darlington April 18, 2010

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Jelton

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

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Jolton

A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.

"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.

Jolton by CozThe January 31, 2022

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joelong

A process where rocks fall from the sky.

its joelonging now!

joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

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Jelton

To gag til the gag reflux makes you sick enough to vomit, spew, barf, etc.

"I jeltoned the entire contents of my McDonalds happy meal to the sidewalk"

Jelton by Drays Diva March 9, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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