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helson

Only the biggest ball droppers are named Helson. This name Created in Titan form will forge the future.
Hey Helson come drop you balls of Stella on my forehead
by Yoko Bandit October 16, 2019
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helson

Only the biggest Ball Droppers are born with this name. Helson a name to drop Titan Balls onto anything and everthing.
Hey Helson come drop them over here.
by Yoko Bandit October 16, 2019
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Herson

Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila
Herson is so fine
by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019
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Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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Helston Community College

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment
by Accuratereviews.gif November 12, 2020
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hensonism

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010
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tim henson

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.
"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
by tom peters July 1, 2005
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