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Someone who wears all black and black sunglasses
Person 1:Look over there at that punk.
Person 2:Yea! He looks such a Joeston!
Joeston by Rusty Darlington April 18, 2010
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A person who loves u alot and can do anything ,he don't care of what others think about him. He is just perfect for his friends . The girl will be lucky to have him
Joyson by Khushi shah October 26, 2018
An amazing guy with gorgeous eyes that will make you fall for him more everyday. He's super talented and cute. He's got an awesome laugh that will make you smile and his smile is just unf. He can sing, dance and play guitar. He's really funny and sweet. He's a great boy friend and is completely unique. He's the cute kind of dorky and is awesome.
Have you seen Joson he's amazing
Joson by Momentsininfinty October 20, 2013
jaeson is somone who is funny hot a ladys man and just awesome
damn i wish i was jaeson
jaeson by ladysman147 August 24, 2011

ahh jokeson 

ahh jokeson - a word to describe when something funny/stupid/pointless/good/bad happens and it is funny, it becomes... ahh jokeson
spears - i just crashed my car
duggan - that sucks, ahh jokeson
ahh jokeson by Speeds89 February 27, 2009
To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!
Jobson by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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