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The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!
You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!
Joelson by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022
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Joëlson 

A name for a god like being. This person is most likely to be friendly, effortlessly hilarious and an overall nice person. This person will never judge you for you. Although this person wil have an opinion, he/she won't use it against you but tries to give you advice.
You're a saint, a savior, all with all a typical Joëlson.
Joëlson by Leavesaroundautumn November 21, 2021
Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.
The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.
Jelson by jelsongon July 9, 2010

Jolson's Law 

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
Jolson's Law by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
A process where rocks fall from the sky.
its joelonging now!
joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").
I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!
Jolson Disciples by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

joesonghamnida

why are you writing in fucking korean? take your sorry ass to a korean-english dictionary.
someone:"Joesonghamnida, oppa"
something:"what the fuck i'm not that old"