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Jizzy Poo

placing jizz on a fresh poop.
When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.
by Sucks ma rod April 23, 2009
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Jazzy-poo

my hilariously narcissitic roomate with lack of male interaction who talks to her pet fish and sings all the damn time!
girl#1: Hey what did u do this weekend?
girl#2: (while looking in the mirror and singing) oh u know, I got all dressed up to look at the same damn millsbians!
girl#1:hahaha stop being a jazzy-poo
by bree-bree September 30, 2007
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Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.
Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.
by £low January 10, 2014
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Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021
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Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.
We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.
by morenza February 5, 2010
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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.
Omg I typed "Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and something actually came out lmao
by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021
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Poop Jizz

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.
Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.
by Archturious August 14, 2011
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