poopjizz

the act of jizzing in the butthole and pooping it out while having someone eat it

me: i need to poop
jeff: i need to jizz
me and jeff: poopjizz time!!!
me: lets get ryan to eat it
ryan: nom nom nom nom nom nom

by fast and gentle October 2, 2011

poopjizz

1. After preforming ATM with a girl and cumming in her mouth, letting her kiss you after that is the essence of poopjizz
2. A disgusting substance oozing from a sink
3. Describing something of a nasty texture or appearance

1. Bro 1: Dude, last night I totally tasted my own poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

2. Bro 1: Dude, my sink just poopjizzed out the hole on the side.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

3. Bro 1: Dude, that food at the cafe tasted like poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

by hulk brogan the IV November 18, 2010

poopfizz

when you have a shit that is in between diarrhea and a solid shit and the solid shit falls out into the toilet leaving the runy POOPFIZZ around your anus

I totally didn't wipe the poopfizz off and it gave me a mad skidmark

by tanrik November 6, 2007

Poop Jizz

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.

Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.

by Archturious August 14, 2011

poopdizzle

Poop followed by dizzle because the word dizzle is funny(Yukky Yukky. very grose. nasty.)

1)Your a poopdizzle
2)EWWWWW look its poopdizzle

by Shelbieh April 18, 2008

Poojizzie

To jizz and shit at the same time

When I used the bathroom I tend to poojizzie

by Hunter knott March 17, 2024