Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013

Jizzums

{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)

Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum

"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"

"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"

"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"

by Steph, Abby, Dani March 28, 2009

Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 26, 2005

jizzum

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!

by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014

jizzum

Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.

n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!

by Tiffany November 2, 2002

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015