Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 04, 2013

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Jizzums

{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)

Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum

"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"

"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"

"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"

by Steph, Abby, Dani November 11, 2008

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Jizzums

Used to indicate that you have tricked or caught another.
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.

Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005

(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)

Hey I just got a lambo for my birthday.
Jizzums!

Guess what! Im going out with Bobby, Jizzums!

by BJoy January 27, 2005

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