sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.
Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!
by Mad Jester August 10, 2003
When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.
Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!
by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014
Thick white fluid containing sperms that is ejaculated by the male genitalias. Used as noun or verb.
n. - My jizz smells like fish.

v. - I'm about to jizz after looking at free porn!
by Tiffany November 3, 2002
the little monsters that reside in your jizz
There's jizzum all over my face
by asr123456 February 1, 2011
Jizzum...comes from the rhythm......from the man....with his gland in his hand....produces chowder...from within um!
"Little Johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up...Jizzum!"
by Testa Aunt January 14, 2004
A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz
Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!
by RaffelHonez April 12, 2007