Coined by Good Day New York Anchor Rosanna Scotto, Soy Jizzum, also known as Soy Milk, is a beverage, resembling both Milk and Jizzum, made from soybeans.

In creating Soy Jizzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and Jizz. At time of writing, no Jizzum is used in commercially available versions of Soy Jizzum.

Soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% Jizz.

Authentic Soy Jizzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook's preferred source of hardcore pornographic videos, magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs.

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