by Ruthyyyy February 5, 2008
Get the jimzums mug.Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.
Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?
Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.
Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!
Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.
Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!
Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013
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{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)
Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"
"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"
"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"
"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
by Steph, Abby, Dani March 28, 2009
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Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.
Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005
(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)
Another way to say Gottems, Gotcha, Tricked You, or Psyche.
Originally spelled Gizzums but changed to Jizzums on Jan 26, 2005
(Created by Bijoy Thomas in 2004)
by BJoy January 26, 2005
Get the Jizzums mug.Originally acronym for "Just Spit My Chai Tea Latte Over My Planner Laughing So Hard", Jizzumsplash is commonly used during text messaging to describe an event that was so funny, it caused the reader to spit their Chai Tea Latte out all over their academic planner they were laughing so hard.
Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.
Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.
by AmericanGirl23 October 21, 2010
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