jizztastical
jizztastical by abigotti++ March 22, 2010
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Jizztastical
Jizztastical by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010
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Jizztastic
When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011
jizztastic
good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004
Jizztastic
When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006
Jizztastic
Jizztastic by lolicakes February 26, 2011
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jizztastic by da jizzanatoR July 15, 2010
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