jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

jiztastical by adefblackguy September 14, 2013

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Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

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jiztastical • jizztastical • Jamtastical • Jiztastic

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

jizztastical by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

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Jamtastical

Jamtastical (jam•TAST•ih•kahl) Adjective 1. The only word in existence that describes how awesome Space Jam is. (jam•TAST•ih•kahl•ised) Verb 1. To turn somebody into a Space Jam fan through use of the word.

Use 1:
"Man, Space Jam is completely jamtastical!"
Use 2:
"He totally just jamtasticalised me!"

Jamtastical by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017

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Jizztastical

Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.

DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!

Jizztastical by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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