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Wizardry 

The use of manipulative language to convince or influence the listener to accept ideas that may be detrimental to well-being, or may hide mal-intent on the part of the speaker. Wizardry is commonly used by Gamma males who have nothing good to contribute to society.
"Don't listen to a word Jordan Peterson says, it's all wizardry."
Wizardry by Dark__Ages June 9, 2019
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Wizardry 

If shotgun has already been called, along with blitz, challenge, ect.

One can call "Wizardry" and take the front seat.

Some people allow wizardry to be called at all times, basically replacing shotgun; however many groups have set a cap on wizardry, to say once or twice per month.
"I call shotgun".. "I call challenge" ... "blitz" all friends run to the car... the last straggler who really want to sit in the front seat, then calls out, "Wizardry!"

Legendary Wizardry 

Legendary Wizardry is a common spell used by Emeritus Professors to keep their students in place for a long period of time. Once the student maintains eye contact with the Emeritus Professor for longer than five seconds, the Emeritus professor will cast his/her Legendary Wizardry by delivering an overwhelming abundance of information to the student, locking them in place until the professor feels tired or hungry; this could last many hours. An attempt to break the spell of Legendary Wizardry on the students behalf without reason is not usually common as the encounters are typically random and/or at a time when the student is already spending time trying to find information. To do so could result in the Emeritus Professor being frustrated which will lead to poor grades for the student, a bad reference, and/or scary nightmares every night until death. Hence, escape without reason is bad for the student. The interruption of Legendary Wizardry is possible if the student lies their way out of it so they can be elsewhere. While coherent from an Emeritus Professor POV, this outcome is unsustainable in the long run. Since the encounters are typically random, the student may feel hit with Legendary Wizardry more times than they think, and lying over time will have the effect of losing credibility with the Emeritus Professor; the result will be the same as if the student breaks the spell without reason.
Kevin - Joe, why were you taking with the professor for 3 hours?
Joe - Sorry, he was using his Legendary Wizardry.

Prank Call Wizardry 

A hilarious prank call series that is currently hosted on YouTube.

The Prank Call Wizardry Site:
www.youtube.com/prankcallwizardry
Jamboree master:Did you watch that new Prank Call Wizardry episode?

Walter: Yeah, man. that was the best!!

Jamboree master: I know!! :)
Prank Call Wizardry by tcskillz December 1, 2010

wizardrock 

A recently established genre of music in which the songs are based on characters or events from the Harry Potter series.
Draco and the Malfoys are a popular wizardrock band.
wizardrock by wickedkatze January 5, 2009

Wizardlyness 

The power given off by a great Wizard.
My wizardlyness will help defeat the Chicken lord.

Wizardyensid 

Tyler1 but better and plays fortnite and has the worst mic on the entire twitch
dude #99999999999999999: yo dude #10000000000000000 you ever seen wizardyensid?
dude #10000000000000000: yeah he is my favourite twitch streamer
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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