Jizzeppe

A roommate who is terrible and tragic in every single way. They are a disturbance to any and all of the five senses and should nit be allowed to interact with anybody let alone society

Jizzeppe left his cum tissues everywhere again

by Skoter February 15, 2024

jizzepie

An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.

Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.

by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015

Jizzappear

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012