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Jizzneyland 

The act of engaging in sex (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or anal sex) and subsequent ejaculation on Disneyland/World property.
Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon.
Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do?
Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!
Jizzneyland by MonaForPrez February 2, 2015
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jisneyland

a place in the roleplaying world that everyroleplayer dreams off
go on a trip to Jisneyland, that will be ULTIMATE SUMMERTIME BOP.
jisneyland by jisneykim April 20, 2021

Jizneyland 

Anywhere that one chooses to Jizz. Most commonly a vagina.
After the super bowl, many players say that "I'm going to Jizneyland"

They are actually just going to fuck a bunch of cheerleaders.
Jizneyland by HEDMAU5 March 12, 2012

jizzyland 

Jizzyland is a group of talented B-POP idols consisting of: J1 Jizzy, M1 Mezza and N1 Sack.
They debuted in 2004 with their single 'IT'S COMING HOME'. They are having their first comeback in 2019 with the album 'BREXIT: Protect yourself (MANDEM)'.
Instagram: @jizzyland
Have you heard of the new HOT group jizzyland?
jizzyland by jizzyland August 23, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026