Jizzneyland

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.

Jizzneyland by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013

Word of the Day on March 26, 2017

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Jizzneyland

The act of engaging in sex (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or anal sex) and subsequent ejaculation on Disneyland/World property.

Man #1: Sarah and I went to Disneyland for our honeymoon.
Man #2: Cool, what did you guys do?
Man #1: Well, I rode the rides, and then I took her inside the bathroom and I rode her! Some guy in a Goofy costume was watching us. Dude, we turned Disneyland into Jizzneyland!

Jizzneyland by MonaForPrez February 2, 2015

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jisneyland

a place in the roleplaying world that everyroleplayer dreams off

go on a trip to Jisneyland, that will be ULTIMATE SUMMERTIME BOP.

jisneyland by jisneykim April 20, 2021

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Jizneyland

Anywhere that one chooses to Jizz. Most commonly a vagina.

After the super bowl, many players say that "I'm going to Jizneyland"

They are actually just going to fuck a bunch of cheerleaders.

Jizneyland by HEDMAU5 March 12, 2012

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jizzyland

Jizzyland is a group of talented B-POP idols consisting of: J1 Jizzy, M1 Mezza and N1 Sack.
They debuted in 2004 with their single 'IT'S COMING HOME'. They are having their first comeback in 2019 with the album 'BREXIT: Protect yourself (MANDEM)'.
Instagram: @jizzyland

Have you heard of the new HOT group jizzyland?

jizzyland by jizzyland August 23, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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