Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

jizzmine

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009

Jizzmorjoint?

Ultimately, a bribe.
In order to get a male to do a task, the female must either roll him a joint or make him jizz to get him to do what she wants.
Take your pick.

Will you come to the store with me?
Jizzmorjoint?
Joint.
Start rolling bitch.

by Toronto Genius December 16, 2008

Jizzming

Cumming and orgasming at the same time.

“Fuck, I’m jizzming right now”

by 同志 February 13, 2023

jizzmould

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004