Jizzmong 

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

Jizzmong by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

Jizzming 

Cumming and orgasming at the same time.

“Fuck, I’m jizzming right now”

Jizzming by 同志 February 13, 2023

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmon 

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

Jizzmon by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003