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Jizzmonkery 

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
Jizzmonkery by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.
Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger 

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzmonger 

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
jizzmonger by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizmonkey 

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!
jizmonkey by Noba D March 28, 2010
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