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jizzmine 

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye
i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye
jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009
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i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture
jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004

jizzling 

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
jizzling by FapMonster October 6, 2011
a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!
"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

Jizzing On My Heart 

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.