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jizzmine
jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009
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Jizzming • jizzminge • Jizzlings • jizzmonger • jizzing • jizzkingdom • jizzmin • Jazzming • Jazzminge • jizminge
jizzling
jizzling by FapMonster October 6, 2011
jizzingly
a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!
jizzingly by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009
Jizzing On My Heart
The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Jizzing On My Heart by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019
jizzmonger
1. A devourer of jizz (semen).
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.
jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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