Jezica: is someone who is very creative and mindful. She loves music and movies. She’s very responsible as loyal... sometimes she loses her temper. She’s very aware what’s going on (ex: drama.) Jezica only focuses on her academics, education, friends, and family. She’s very encouraging and enthusiastic. She looks forward to doing activities, and atlethic ones too. She’s beautiful inside and out, sometimes others just don’t see it.
She’s motivating, but sometimes sensitive and emotional. She can get stress at not finishing or accomplishing her goal. Jezica will try her best to achieve.
Loyal: someone that is respectful and trustworthy.
Jezica: beautiful, enthusiastic, zany, sensitive, sarcastic, smart, mindful, sometimes lazy, and etc.
A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!