An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011
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human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
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Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
by Saint712 June 26, 2007
Get the jizzdonkey mug.A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
Get the jizzmonkey mug.When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010
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1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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