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Jizz donkey 

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"
Jizz donkey by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011
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Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
Jizz donkey by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.
Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.
jizzdonkey by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

Jizzmonkey 

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

jizzmonkey 

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

jizzmonkey 

Someone who masturbates far too often.
Ben is a jizzmonkey.
jizzmonkey by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
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