9 definitions by urbankhaos
One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
A teenage slapper commonly found wheeling a Mamas and Papas round the grim council estates of the north. Will ultimately graduate to the position of breeding machine.
1. God damn it, the town is full of pram pushers.
2. Look at the acne on the pram pusher over there.
2. Look at the acne on the pram pusher over there.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
Any flying insect which can be found hanging around the anus of cattle / sheep and / or welshmen.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003