One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
Get the Video Biffer mug.One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 06, 2003
Get the Gurning Drug Monkey mug.1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
Get the paedophile mug.Any flying insect which can be found hanging around the anus of cattle / sheep and / or welshmen.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
Have been known to descend to feast upon shite from said critters arses.
by urbankhaos May 06, 2003
Get the Bum Bum Fly mug.A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
Get the Pancracker mug.A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
Get the chocolate sewer shark mug.One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.
2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
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