Definitions by urbankhaos
paedophile
1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
paedophile by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
Pancracker
A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
Pancracker by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
jizzmonkey
Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
breeding machine
One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.
2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
breeding machine by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
pram pusher
A teenage slapper commonly found wheeling a Mamas and Papas round the grim council estates of the north. Will ultimately graduate to the position of breeding machine.
1. God damn it, the town is full of pram pushers.
2. Look at the acne on the pram pusher over there.
2. Look at the acne on the pram pusher over there.
pram pusher by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
chocolate sewer shark
A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
chocolate sewer shark by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
Video Biffer
One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.
Video Biffer by urbankhaos May 9, 2003