Jizob

A job so easy, that you can jerk off all day and get paid.

Yo man, Alex is a trained mechanic!

Anyone can work that jizob it's easy!

by RxKJM February 24, 2021

im gettin a jizob nigga

im gettin a job

Craig Roach is gettin a jizzob.....Goddamn nigga!!

by Crohn Rukes August 24, 2003

jizzblast

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.

Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!

by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007

jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Jibobil

When something, someone, or a situation is fucked up, it is referred to as being a jibobil.
If someone is behaving like a cunt, they would also be referred to as being a jibobil.

What a Jibobil!

Ginger Jamie's being a right jibobil!

by Graffers90 December 17, 2019

jihobbyist

A person who is not a active in militant Islam, but is a sympathizer or supporter of the cause, without actually being part of the movement. Referred to the JCTTF, FBI and others as "self starters" or "home grown terrorists" in the making.

Nidal Hassan, Adam Gadahn, and others until they decided to believe their own hype, go from Jihobbyists to full blown (HA!) Jihadists.

by wode December 11, 2011

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009