wode's definitions

C-Clamp

When you are working a girl's clit with your thumb, and you stick a finger, usually middle, (off the same hand) in her ass. Similar to the shocker. Also, a litmus test for anal.

I was working working her clit, and C-Clamped her, she liked it.

by wode May 29, 2009

Kabul

Capital city of Afghanistan. Located in Kabul Province, northeast Afghanistan. People cannot drive, walk out in front of you without looking (then get riot-level pissed if you hit someone), or ride their bikes out in front of you. Dusty, dirty, has good bread and a decent radio station, Kabul Rock (108.0 FM). The Taliban were driven out for the most part, but pop their man-loving, women-beating, limb chopping, self-detonating heads up occasionally. Home to the HQ of Afg Nat. Army and Nat. Police, ANA and ANP.

Man 1 - Off to Kabul again?

Man 2 - Yeah, need to pay off the mortgage...

Man 1 - Get some bread and don't get blown up dude! And watch your cornhole, I heard man-love is all the rage over there. And watch out for the ANP, they're a bunch of dicks.

Man 2 - Will do.

by wode May 22, 2011

naval gazer

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

by wode June 18, 2007

definition whore

Persons who post whatever lame ass inside joke they and their lame friends have that is not accepted by anyone but their circle of friends that they then post on urban dictionary.

Went to Urban Dictionary today and found a bunch of unfunny crap posted by a bunch of definition whores.

by wode March 8, 2011

Houlihan

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.

The team got Houlihanned.

by Wode September 5, 2011

H

The space between the legs of an attractive lady at the top of the legs, closest to the cooter. Usually means the girl has wider, "child-bearing" hips.

James - Dude, check out the H on that chick wearing the yoga pants...

Frank - sweet. You can fit a truck up in there - hot.

by wode August 3, 2010

finnerty

an ancient heraldic name from the county Roscommon in central Ireland, dating from the 3100 BC, named by king Foinne Natca, meaning White Snow in Gaelic. from his name comes Finnerty, Finney, Finnely and other such deritives. so, the name Finnerty is as old as the pyramids. stupid name, eh?

the Finnerty's emigrated in 1848 in Boston.

by wode August 1, 2007