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jihobbyist 

A person who is not a active in militant Islam, but is a sympathizer or supporter of the cause, without actually being part of the movement. Referred to the JCTTF, FBI and others as "self starters" or "home grown terrorists" in the making.
Nidal Hassan, Adam Gadahn, and others until they decided to believe their own hype, go from Jihobbyists to full blown (HA!) Jihadists.
jihobbyist by wode December 11, 2011
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Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.
"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"
Ji-hobbyist by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008
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Jobbyist 

Someone who has to enjoy a hobby while on the job because his girlfriend or spouse will not allow him to have a closet full of baseball cards OR a garage/basement full of model trains.
Hey Peter, what the hell is all this crap in your cubicle? Oh I collect baseball cards and model trains?
That’s cool, but why do you do it here at work? Here is the thing…………..My girlfriend wont let me have fun at home.
Oh Peter that’s too bad...

Man I hate to see another guy become a Jobbyist because of the vagina.
Jobbyist by B-Nizzle June 11, 2006
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