Jinging 

Whenever you and another individual dig up a close deceased Relative (Said relative must be uncircumcised) and harvest their Foreskin to knit quilts and other things of that nature. You can also use the newly harvested Foreskin to Dock, by Sewing the patchy Foreskin to you and said other persons own Penises as a connector (resembling that of a Chinese finger trap) and Going forwards and backwards as you would when doing traditional docking techniques.

Hey Baylor do you want to go Jinging with me tonight? My Uncle just recently passed away.

Jinging by BigStinkySock December 18, 2024

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

Jinping Pox 

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

Jinping Pox by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022

Xi Jinping 

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)

Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.

Xi Jinping by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

jigging 

your body part is shaking or jumping.

my leg was hurt and it started jigging

jigging by #bigdaddyav🤡❣️ September 28, 2019

junging 

Junging- (v) 1. the act of behaving like a Jung 2. A pastime of one Eugene Jung 3. What happens when a chronic typoist misreads the word jujing

She believed that he was showing symptons of junging.

junging by Dumbassing July 3, 2014