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Dictatorial Cocksucker 

Any individual that works as a supervisor, manager or authority figure whose power has gone straight to their head and do their utmost to make life miserable for the people that unfortunately have to work with them . A dictatorial cocksucker is an unreasonable disciplinarian who has no control over their lives and no authority at home because they have 3 children with a domineering woman and have to transfer their aggression/frustration on their co-workers. Most often they are balding, male hypogonaldal petty and ignorant. Can also be used to describe law enforcement dependant on the situation.
Dammit Guillermo is such a dictatorial cocksucker , he gave me my second reprimand this month for being 3 minutes late for my shift!
Dictatorial Cocksucker by Foebane August 24, 2016

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9. 

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

Dictatorvation 

The notion of a group or company wide innovation culture - but where only the CEO or a single leader monopolizes what are 'good ideas' and rejects or doesn't listen to ideas from elsewhere - yet professes to wanting everyone to be innovative.

Classic culture fail in a pandemic world - appearing more in bricks and mortar companies in the LA area wanting to behave like a tech start up - but where the leaders have no innovative ideas but can't let go of the control
"I've got a Dictatorvation meeting with the boss at 3pm'
Dictatorvation by EDDONNER November 8, 2020

dictorial 

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.
dictorial by Michael April 19, 2005

Dictatoristly 

I'd rather to go with my proposition, and you are forced to agree on it!
I don't like this approach, can we re-think about another solution?
Dictatoristly!
Dictatoristly by YaaYi June 15, 2023

micro-dictorial 

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.
My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.
micro-dictorial by Snitas March 11, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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