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jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

JingJing 

Look at JingJing! She's such an amazing unicorn.
JingJing by Kaidan.skitty February 1, 2013

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus 

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."
That girl is such a Jinting.
Jinting by Rocker324234 February 23, 2010

Jingling Bill 

A dollar's worth of change.
I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.
Jingling Bill by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011