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jillsaw
jillsaw by tomorrowtomorrow August 28, 2016
jilvan
the COOLEST person you'll ever meet. he's dumb as a rock but he's still super cool, cooler than you probably.
i could really go for some jilvan right now.
Person 1: Hey, have you see the jilvan?
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the coolest thing ever. If only I could be jilvan.
Person 1: Hey, have you see the jilvan?
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's the coolest thing ever. If only I could be jilvan.
jilvan by jilvan fan February 7, 2022
jilson
A jilson is a fucking fuckboy and gets every fucking woman het wants. To meet his georgious dick is for every fucking woman a fucking pleasure.
But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
But if you will meet a Jilson you have to prepare your fuckin stomach because you will have to eat Curry and his Curry is hot AF!
"Hey how was your date?"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
"Oh Girl, he fucked the curry out of me."
"omg, you've fucked with a fucking jilson"
jilson by fuckinMilou June 6, 2017
Spill the Jills
"Someone spilled the jills all over this urinal at Chipotle."
"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"
"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"
Spill the Jills by Bdwg December 25, 2007
Jilver
Jilver by Jerkfacemanguy December 16, 2008
Jivsäter
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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