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Jilissa is the most kind hearted, beautiful girl even though she doesn't feel like it all the time. She will always be there for you long as you don't do anything stupid or betray her. Don't mess with her or her friends/ loved ones because she will beat your ass. You will be 100% blessed to have her in your life.
Jilissa is so damn gorgeous.
jilissa by Taz.R March 5, 2022
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The best girl you have ever met... she will make you laugh...ALOT you can never be down with Jolissa around..
jolissa by anthonyloveshisxj October 28, 2014
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
Julissa is a very pretty girl, usually has brown eyes and is a good listener. She has alot of friends and gets loud when she's excited. She is loyal and really funny but can also be very serious. Anyone would be lucky to be called her friend. She can mess up at times but is also sensitive and always has her heart in the right place.
I wish Julissa was my friend.

Josh and Julissa broke up I don't know why though she's so cool.
Julissa by Woahwoah56 March 15, 2017
Perfection. There is no other word to define Julissa. She is the most beautiful girl anyone has ever seen. With enchanting sparkling brown eyes, and a smile that warms and lights up the world, Julissa is deserved to be loved with all your heart, and strength. She is perfect from head to toe, beautiful in every way a girl like her should be. Gorgeous on the inside with all of her loving qualities, to beautiful on the outside with the radiant curves of her body. Julissa is the most caring girl in the world, she will never try to hurt you, instead she will always be by your side. She is a ride or die and loyal enough to last a lifetime. Julissa is a pure blessing. Amazing, smart, and stunning, she is the girl any guy wish they had. Beautiful without makeup and all her freckles, she is supposed to be valued, taken care of and loved for an eternity. Julissa the only perfect girl to ever exist, my beautiful girl.
Guy 1 - "hey do you used that girl?!
Guy 2 - "yeah her name is Julissa! I wish she was my girlfriend"
Julissa by Ottybear January 27, 2019
The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
Jalissa by j12622 May 4, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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