Jiha is a girl's name. This girl is beautiful inside and out. She loves everyone unconditionally. She makes everybody's day better. 11/10 would recommend, is a keeper.
"Dude I wish I could be a Jiha"
"That girl is so nice she's probably a Jiha"
"Cow"
Probably the most mazing girl you will ever meet. Jihane lives mostly amongst the clouds and although at first they may seem hard to approach once you get to know them a Jihane is an awesome person that will bring joy to your life and definitely make your life much more exciting. She will help you achieve a level of happiness that you never thought was possible. Gorgeous, smart, kind, a Jihane is someone you will always want on your side. Someone you can easily rely on and fall in love with. Jihanes are hard to come by and when you find one you can consider yourself a very lucky person because not many people are fortunate enough to meet one.
If you find a Jihane never let her go. She is a keeper.
A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
She’s the amazing girl in the world, she’s sexy and beautiful also kind, her feelings is her weakness so don’t ever think to hurt her and she is a good person with a attractive smile, uhh i need Jihan in my life.
#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.
When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."