Jifty

Also known Salty or Scetchy

Don’t be so Jifty when you talk to me!

Jifty by RanchHand October 11, 2018

Jifty-Man 

Jif·ty·Man
noun

1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.

2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.

Passenger: "Could you please turn on the radio Mr Jifty-Man"

..and the Jay Z song comes on.

Jifty-Man by The master proof reader March 27, 2011

Circus Jiffy 

When a girl gives a blowjob while doing a handstand.

My girlfriend gave me a insane Circus Jiffy last night.

Circus Jiffy by B@B February 16, 2014

Diffy in the jiffy 

Used commonly as slang in the modern videogame League of Legends, popularized by a Twitch streamer Tarzaned and many others, when one of the players in one of 4 lanes (Botlane, Midlane, Toplane, and Jungle) hardly underperforms in the Jungle role or gets outplayed by the enemy player several times, causing the game to be lost before 20-minute margin.

Yassou: Oh no! We have Nightblue3 on our team
Sanchovies: Diffy in the Jiffy it is...

Diffy in the jiffy by Chrive May 29, 2020

jittydawg 

slang used for a close friend or anybody at all

Christian: Dude my grandma just passed away
Jiss: Damn thats crazy jittydawg!!

jittydawg by jazzsimger10 August 10, 2022

Reverse Jiffy Lube 

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

Reverse Jiffy Lube by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

In a Jiffy

Something that is done very quicky and without delay.

I'll fix ya up in a jiffy.
I'll be there in a jiffy.

In a Jiffy by Dancing with Fire December 28, 2010