“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily
grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney
World Resort.
Anchovies have no
real idea of what is actually going on in the
world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in
local issues as well. They easily
trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.
Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken
power.
Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the
police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their
dogs, etc.
oh no, it’s 3pm on a Saturday and the brew pub is filling up with anchovies and their spawn
i hate going to malls and
shopping outlets; it’s nothing but anchovies there
those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m
just wearing my favorite
pentagram hoodie.
