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When a girl squirts a mixture of Jizz and Shit out of her ass after being butt fucked. The mixture should look like and have the consistency of peanut butter, hence Jif.
"I fucked Sheryl in the ass and she pulled a jifkin right on my dick. I bitch slapped her and made her eat it off."

"Jifkins are sick dude."
Jifkin by Simon Sanchez April 6, 2004
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Whe somebody is lying about something, bullshitting, or prolonging a situation. (BLUFFING)
Person 1 : You Only Put a .5 in the air

Person 2: You jiffin bitch that was 2 grams
Jiffin by Drive4300 March 18, 2017
Related Words
Jifkin jiffing jiffin JFKing jinking jikini Jicking jiffinism jiffinopo Jifing
The act of evenly distributing creamy Jif peanut butter all over your ball sack and having your dog slurp it off your nuts while you beat your cock like it owes you money.
Nick was rushed to the hospital after his dog mistakenly bit his nut clean out of his sack.. he clearly should have not been Jiffin it.
Jiffin by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

jikininki 

“Jikininki” are from Japanese Buddhism and they mean “human eating ghosts”, and that already means that this wont end well. They are spirits of cursed individuals who were greedy in life, and are now forced to seek out and eat human corpses at night.

Jikininki are said to look like decomposing corpses, with sharp claws and glowing eyes. They also have the ability to magically disguise themselves as normal human beings and lead normal lives by day.
I saw the jikininki last night and naw I am going to have nightmares......
jikininki by cheergirlzrule May 7, 2015

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.
Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

wirkin n jirkin 

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j
-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.
To have a large amount of money or wealthy items about your body.
I just got paid motherfucker! So you know I'm Jinkin'.
Jinkin' by Delux December 16, 2003
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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