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Twitter Juking 

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
Twitter Juking by Necropology May 31, 2012
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dancing with a girl's butt on a boy's crotch area; called bedroom dancing by some people. The boy stands up adn the girl is moving her pelvis and popping her back, the boy's hands are on her hips.
You can't come to my party and stand on the wall, you betta juke or you gonna have to leave.
juking by hersheyskiss May 20, 2003

just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...
just joking by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?
Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking 

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.
Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-
Only joking by lolrakfj July 13, 2012
A commonly used expression derived from jk meaning "just kiddinging".
Prima: lol haha u suck xD
Secunda: What makes you say that?
Prima: dude i was jking
Secunda: You were just kiddinging?
Prima: fuk u
jking by MayorPork November 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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