JFKing

lying on a grassy knoll with your boyfriend or girlfriend, preferably while watching fireworks.

also, the term can be applied to semi-public makeout sessions while lying on said grassy knoll.

"Dude, we were JFKing it all night on the 4th."

by vegancitygirl August 27, 2010

Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.

Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

by Necropology May 31, 2012

juking

dancing with a girl's butt on a boy's crotch area; called bedroom dancing by some people. The boy stands up adn the girl is moving her pelvis and popping her back, the boy's hands are on her hips.

You can't come to my party and stand on the wall, you betta juke or you gonna have to leave.

by hersheyskiss May 20, 2003

just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012

jking

A commonly used expression derived from jk meaning "just kiddinging".

Prima: lol haha u suck xD
Secunda: What makes you say that?
Prima: dude i was jking
Secunda: You were just kiddinging?
Prima: fuk u

by MayorPork November 22, 2009