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Whe somebody is lying about something, bullshitting, or prolonging a situation. (BLUFFING)
Person 1 : You Only Put a .5 in the air

Person 2: You jiffin bitch that was 2 grams
Jiffin by Drive4300 March 18, 2017
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The act of evenly distributing creamy Jif peanut butter all over your ball sack and having your dog slurp it off your nuts while you beat your cock like it owes you money.
Nick was rushed to the hospital after his dog mistakenly bit his nut clean out of his sack.. he clearly should have not been Jiffin it.
Jiffin by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009
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found by freak accident at a game of scrabble.. meaning: really cool, class, mint etc

not to be confused with jaffa... which is however a really nice biscuit thing
wow your cartwheel was jiffin!
jiffin by liz August 4, 2004
aye you see mark
yeah he jiffin outcha
jiffin by AlmightyJ October 12, 2019
A Kansas City term for "faking" or being fake in general.
" Yo George stop jeffing with Ben, you was just talking bad about this dude a few days ago."
Jeffing by Gmoney289 January 15, 2018
Joffin is very cool he is good at ear raping people and very funny. He has a penis larger than most other boys so you should date him he is single and ready
To mingle he will love you and he respects woman. Overall Joffin is pretty radical!
Hey Joffin how’d you cock get so big?!
Joffin by moisty dong October 20, 2019

Jeffin it 

The educated art of finding and hiding in bushes to escape enemies.
After causing a pursuit, I saw Jordan jeffin it to escape the police.
Jeffin it by Tasedorca June 29, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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