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Jizdom 

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"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013
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jizdom 

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Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.
Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."
jizdom by elbachatino June 15, 2013

Jdomming 

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Named after Jeffrey Dahmer, creepily staring at people, either in a judging or preying manner.
Sean: Yo that girl is cute.

Chris: *Stares at woman*

Sean: Yo, stop jdomming her, you are gonna give her the icks.

Chris: *Keeps Staring*
Jdomming by finnrmyman October 13, 2022

Jidoari

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Hot ass mf with W rizz

the best bf you could ever ask for
I love Jidoari
Jidoari by Jidoari Giarini March 18, 2023

jidem

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Jidem is a very rare and unique name. It is given to the most sarcastic, smart,lovable, funny,caring and hardworking people. It's a unisex name given to limited edition people
He is such a jidem
jidem by Party gal 354 November 21, 2020

Kei Jidosha

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Japanese for "light vehicle". A class of vehicle that is very popular in Japan due to ease of registration and miniscule size.
"Dude, have you seen the new Suzuki Cervo? It's really nice."

"The kei jidosha?"

"Yeah."
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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