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Jizdom
"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"
"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"
Jizdom by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013
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jizdom
Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."
jizdom by elbachatino June 15, 2013
Jdomming
Sean: Yo that girl is cute.
Chris: *Stares at woman*
Sean: Yo, stop jdomming her, you are gonna give her the icks.
Chris: *Keeps Staring*
Chris: *Stares at woman*
Sean: Yo, stop jdomming her, you are gonna give her the icks.
Chris: *Keeps Staring*
Jdomming by finnrmyman October 13, 2022
Kei Jidosha
Japanese for "light vehicle". A class of vehicle that is very popular in Japan due to ease of registration and miniscule size.
Kei Jidosha by Shant Jaltorossian June 23, 2008
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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